NeverShoutNever Lover! ♥

kingoftheniall:

zufallstreffer:

astrosloth2016:

I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can

REBLOG WHILE YOU STILL CAN

(Source: punsatisfying, via my-favourite-is-gouda)

frostingpeetaswounds:

the fact that ellen doesn’t have to insult celebrities to be funny makes her 500% more amazing then she already is

(via my-favourite-is-gouda)

pizza:

fishingboatproceeds:

pizza:

did u guys see me at the oscars

You looked great, pizza. Congrats on everything. I love you.

Thanks, John. I love you too.

(via hiddenbehindbrokensmiles)

hotwhiteguy:

struggleluffagus:

hotwhiteguy:

if i was a ghost id help little kids with math and throw vases at mean people

how the fuck does a ghost help people with math whatchu gonna boo at the kid till they can count to 23???? it doesnt work like that. reevaluate your life please 

somebody isnt getting help with their math when im a ghost

(via hiddenbehindbrokensmiles)

snapchatting:

*starts crying* i just really like mashed potatoes

(via hiddenbehindbrokensmiles)

isaidnopeeking:

shout out to Leo for not initiating mass murder right then and there

(via hiddenbehindbrokensmiles)

thefaultinourfandoms:

i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI 

(via pissedoffgrownup)

dutchster:

Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?

(via frankieroisdumb)

based-world:

brainfried:

remember when lil wayne said “real g’s move in silence like lasagna”

that shit fucked me up

and then i realized the “g” in “lasagna” is silent

i was like “damn……”

that man never got the deserved credit for that genius line.

(via frankieroisdumb)

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